April 18, 2006

Democrat Slogan Contest?

I just got a spam e-mail from Tom Vilsack, Democratic governor of Iowa, and I presume a future presidential candidate. Don't ask me how I got on his mailing list, I have no earthly idea.

But apparently his PAC has been running a contest for the best ten word slogan to represent the Democratic Party. The contest is now down to the final ten slogans submitted by ten "activists."*

Funny thing about the finalists. Four of them aren't even ten words long. Typical Democrats. Always thinking the rules don't apply to them.

Anyways, I think it's unfair that we conservatives weren't allowed to get in on this contest. Do you all have any ideas for ten word slogans that encapsulize the Democratic Party?

I'll start it off:

"Democrats - because national security makes my head hurt too much."

* I love that word. To me it's a euphemism for jobless looney.

[cross-posted at annika's journal]

Posted by annika at April 18, 2006 09:41 PM | TrackBack

Handouts are better than hard work!

Posted by: Zendo Deb at April 19, 2006 07:07 AM

Democrats - "Just do what we tell you, and no one gets slandered."

Posted by: Romeocat at April 19, 2006 07:49 AM

The Democratic Party: the last refuge of the eternal pessimist.

Posted by: annika at April 19, 2006 09:07 AM

Democrats - Saying "no" to great ideas since 1994.

Posted by: West Coast Minority at April 24, 2006 09:54 PM